Tuesday post, i think.

Well, guess its time for me to go on about nonsense once more.

*This blog may contain elements of level 10 stupidity, a level only José's have been known to survive. Reader discretion is advised*

I shaved this morning, i hate having a spiky face, i dont want a slimmy one either... i wonder how davy jones can tolerate that, ANYWAYS.

U SMELL FUNNY, yes, thats right, i can actually sense ur fear from my cpu screen. i SEE everything, well technically, smell 2.

As u may have noticed, im completely out of inspiration. THATS WHY I TALKED TO MY FRIEND GURU PITKA 2DAY!

he made me aknowledge the following statements:

-if someone is not nice to you, you should tell them how u feel, it is easier to express ur feelings through this simple acronim:

B.e L.oving& O.pen-hearted W.ith M.y E.motions

-another important thing to remember that u will always need to get through life's hard moments is:


C.larity O.rganisation C.harm& K.nowledge

*Important note: wether u are receiving C.larity O.rganisation C.harm& K.nowledge or giving C.larity O.rganisation C.harm& K.nowledge, u will need lots of it.*



All this comes from Guru Pitka, not me. NOW ON ANOTHER NOTE:

I will rampage through town and kill all eletronic appliances in an effort to be ecological.
I've also decided i will go on a hunt 2morow after all Denis, so take this as a warning.


BAGA,. if ur still reading this, please just dont, ur brain may already be damaged beyond the point of no return!

I have made a new invention who will soon be available on the market for consumers 8 and up, i call it the 'u-dont-have-to-take-the-cap-off-cause-theres-already-a-hole-in-it-,-pen' yes, thats right, for a limmited time, u can buy a pen with a pre-made hole in its cap so u DONT EVEN HAVE TO TAKE IT OFF. FOR ONLY ONE, THATS RIGHT ONLY ONE CONNIE!


yeah, ok, im bored and dont feel like going on.

koyaanisqatsi.