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POST #20: [Kaito]
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Post #19; [Momonut]

Sorry for the semi-late post, I was reading some book due for that stupid Thursday English exam x_x (Was reading The Lovely Bones, YOU GUYS SHOULD READ IT TOO, IT'S.. dramatic and traumatic and fun.)

I can't stop listening to this mandarin song that my friend sent me!! -kills her- WHYYYYY ;-; (In case you want to hear it too, click here) dsadsddslaf;d. And... I think, because of her I MAY START LISTENING NON-STOP TO CHINESE SONGS. D: (something I don't do)

I have a feeling we'll be pretty much dead by the end of this week... GOOD LUCK EVERYONE ;-; <3>->;; So I'm keeping it unplugged 24/7. I KNEW IT WAS POSSESSED!

Oh oh and uhmmmm o-o I BOUGHT PHOENIX WRIGHT MANGA AT INDIGO'S. (I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THEY HAVE PW MANGA LOL) I thought'd it follow the game's storyline, but no. o-O (... Yes I read a few chapters BUT I read them on the car!! D:) It's actually just doujinshi made by japanese artists. All jumbled together. AT LEAST IT'S A GOOD READ. It made me rofl a few times. Now I just have to find a box to lock it in so I don't have an urge to read it while studying. <-<;

That's it for today, I have to get back to studying. 8D buh-bye.

T Minus 22.

Osubu, here.

I really don't want to post today, and I really don't feel like it either. So, I'll make this weekly friday post real quick and nice.

So, today is one of the last days before the Week of guaranteed Death and Suffering, which starts on Monday. On Doomsday, the entire secondary 3 population of Durocher will inevitably be murdered by a Situation de Probleme and a History exam. I happen to have two other exams the next day, so if I manage to survive Monday, I'll have to go through French and History. And for the remaining survivors (which I hope I will be), Thursday offers a nice English Exam appetizer, which will be followed the main meal, The Science Exam steak. Dessert sounds pretty good right about now, but it will only come in a few weeks, when school is over.

With my death plan explained, I leave you all with a countdown towards the end of the year, when everyone will finally receive that long awaited dessert that'll make summer seem just so much better.

T-Minus 22. (Excluding Today)

YOU JUST GOT PWN!

Post #17; [lollipop]

Hi hi ^^ back with y'all with lollipop xD I'm sure you love my friday posts as much as I like you guys xDD ANYWAYS I got something really funny to tell that happened recently xD so there goes:

So sunday, after my piano concert (which i failed 25% of), I went to fool around with friends xD then we went to my grandpa's house and fooled again some more =D And then, xD my friend got hungry and asked me if he could have some food and I said sure and I told his sister to come with me xD!!! Since my grandpa like durian, a stinky spiky fruit, he had some at home (i dont like that though) and i brought some to him and told him it was icecream xDD It actually does look like icecream when it's frozen... lol xD and so, he ate it...

Just to tell you guys, he is the kind of guy who absolutely HATE but rly HATES durian and keeps on going against any ppl who likes it and makes a super big reaction when he sees one xD It is quite funny to see xDD lol!

BELEIVE IT OR NOT, WHEN I ASKED HIM IF HE FOUND IT GOOD, HE ACTUALLY SAID YA XDDDDDDDDDD AND EVEN THANKED ME XDDD OMG OMG OMFG!!! ME AND HIS SIS WE WERE SOO ROFLOAO xDDD lol

when we told he what it rly was, xD HE TURNED SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RED xD (though it was cute to see xDDD)

Anyways thats it for today got tons of hmw to do =S

WELL GUESS WHAT.

Post #16; [Kaito]

WELL GUESS WHAT



IT'S CHILDREN'S DAY IN NIGERIA!
HAPPY CHILDREN'S DAY!
... IN NIGERIA!

You see I know this because I have access to the internet, which you probably do too, considering that you're reading an online blog post. Or at least that is my assumption. Maybe you're trapped in cyberspace. Wow that would suck. Sucks to be you.

Moving along.

I am clearly a very cultured person. If you look around in my room you will find books in languages ranging from English to English to [one or two French], a book on how to learn Japanese and a few Turkish bricks downstairs. Regardless I clearly am a cultured person because hanging upon my wall is a UNICEF calendar with the months written in Chinese, English and French. And every day there's some strange obscure holiday celebrated in a Third World Nation.

And being a very cultured person, I find it very important to be in tune with the rest of the world. Did you know, in fact, that today, someone was born in Yemen? Yeah. I know, took me by surprise as well. Congratulations to the lucky father and mother.

Yemen aside, there are pressing matters at hand. Such as pineapple-upside-down cake. I'm not kidding. I just ate some and CRAP that stuff is awesome.

...
MOVING ALONG.

The world is out to kill me.
And it wants to do it before May 31st.

You see, May 31st is my karate black belt passage. And of course, I have to be in prime physical condition to be submitted to over 8 hours of rigorous training, written exams and combats. So of course the world ensures that my mother catches the contagious cold from hell [and coughs all over me/the house], that I burn myself twice [once by mishandling boiling water in a science lab and another by missing a cup and pouring boiling tea all over my lower midsection], catch my finger in a door and cut my feet.

And you see, the world won't get the best of me.
If I make it there in a body cast I will get there and kick ass.
You know, because I want to >_>

You have to realize that I don't plan these things in advance. I really just spit out whatever comes to my mind as I write this blog SHIT FRENCH PROJECT IS FOR FRIDAY AND I HAVE TO START WTF AM I DOING IT'S 10.

GOD DAMN IT.
UH
UH
...HAPPY F*CKING CHILDREN'S DAY.
I'M OFF TO GO SLAVE OVER A BOILING COMPUTER MONITOR FOR A RELATIVELY POINTLESS PROJECT.
YAY CHILDREN AND CELEBRATING THEM.
...REJOICE.
...
damnit.

Tuesday post, i think.

Well, guess its time for me to go on about nonsense once more.

*This blog may contain elements of level 10 stupidity, a level only José's have been known to survive. Reader discretion is advised*

I shaved this morning, i hate having a spiky face, i dont want a slimmy one either... i wonder how davy jones can tolerate that, ANYWAYS.

U SMELL FUNNY, yes, thats right, i can actually sense ur fear from my cpu screen. i SEE everything, well technically, smell 2.

As u may have noticed, im completely out of inspiration. THATS WHY I TALKED TO MY FRIEND GURU PITKA 2DAY!

he made me aknowledge the following statements:

-if someone is not nice to you, you should tell them how u feel, it is easier to express ur feelings through this simple acronim:

B.e L.oving& O.pen-hearted W.ith M.y E.motions

-another important thing to remember that u will always need to get through life's hard moments is:


C.larity O.rganisation C.harm& K.nowledge

*Important note: wether u are receiving C.larity O.rganisation C.harm& K.nowledge or giving C.larity O.rganisation C.harm& K.nowledge, u will need lots of it.*



All this comes from Guru Pitka, not me. NOW ON ANOTHER NOTE:

I will rampage through town and kill all eletronic appliances in an effort to be ecological.
I've also decided i will go on a hunt 2morow after all Denis, so take this as a warning.


BAGA,. if ur still reading this, please just dont, ur brain may already be damaged beyond the point of no return!

I have made a new invention who will soon be available on the market for consumers 8 and up, i call it the 'u-dont-have-to-take-the-cap-off-cause-theres-already-a-hole-in-it-,-pen' yes, thats right, for a limmited time, u can buy a pen with a pre-made hole in its cap so u DONT EVEN HAVE TO TAKE IT OFF. FOR ONLY ONE, THATS RIGHT ONLY ONE CONNIE!


yeah, ok, im bored and dont feel like going on.

koyaanisqatsi.

THIS IS MADNESS! (not sparta! -smacks anyone who thinks it's sparta! shame!-)

Post #14; [Momonut]

CAN IT BE?

IT CAN'T BE!

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

I'D RATHER DIE THAN BELIEVE IT!

I'D RATHER HAVE FLYING PAPER MONKEYS COME RAPE ME THAN BELIEVE IT!

I'D RATHER READ A LONG TEXT ON CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS' LIFE THAN BELIEVE IT! ... or maybe not.

BUT ANYWAY.

No one posted on Sunday! (I'm to blame too though.) BUT SHAMEEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNN USSSSSS WE HAVE DESTROYED THE CHAIN OF GOODNESS AND WELFARE AND RAINBOWS AND MAGIC SPRINKLE WATER GLOBE BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

... Sorry I'm just spazzing because I have my science exam tomorrow AND I HAVE TO STUDY. Or else the pirate ninjas are going to kidnap me and make me their slavegirl. Or something.

I miss snow. WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE SNOW? One day... during an extremely hot day... snow will magically come to sprinkle on my house! WHILE EVERYONE DIES AND BURNNNSSSSSSSSSS! So hah!

I think when I'm stressed or sleep-deprived, my weirdness just keeps getting odder. and odder. and odder. and odder. shoot me now! D:< Ahhh my printer just.. made weird noises... and I didn't even touch it! And it's turned off! I THINK IT'S POSSESSED! WHAT IF WHILE I'M ALSEEP SOME KIND OF MANLY SPIRIT COMES OUT... AND.. POSSESSES MY BODY AND WALKS INTO SOME CEMETARY AND IT TURNS OUT THAT SPIRIT IS THE KING OF ALL GHOSTLY SPIRITS AND THEY TOOK ME AS A SACRIFICE!? -screams and hides under my desk-

... God I really need sleep o-O;;; bye kids.

nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh z_________________z;

oh baga,.

TECHNICALLY, since its 00:05, it is saturday wich means i can post if I FEEL LIKE IT.

first, i wish to bring to ur attention on the increasing number of green things outside...WITCH quite frankly i dont get...someone said it was spring or something like that.

SECONDLY, if thats a word, i think it should be banished. So, lets proceed to its banishment ceremony: BY THE POWER INVESTED IN ME, I BANISH THE WORD !!! BEGONE!!! (insert weird noise here)!!!

and lastly, i wish to apologyze for my last post aswell as this one and for my incredible inability to writte.

BEWARE OF SMALL TREES. oh, also, dont let ur pets go outside...they might get high...woupsy.

Friday post ><

Post #12 Lollipop

Hey guys >< Lollipop here doing the friday post >< xD sorry i couldn't do it yesterday... I went to see a show for free so i said: why not... Well I kinda helped school while watching my friends perform and came back at like 11 p.m x.x.... lol i think it was worth it though xP... Nyways thx Obosu for covering for me >< I owe u one! Though u know, if u like fridays that much, you could've done it too you know =O not like i'm gonna keep you from doing it =O... Don't worry u have ur friday baby back next week... '^^ oh ya and kaito, the translation of my first post is wrong xD It doesn't make sense and that not what I wrote lol! Though i'm not gonna translate xD


Back on fridays... It's true lol xD Fridays are awesome ^^ You get to finish school sooner and its like the last day of work of the week xP I did a little research on fridays and I can't beleive they had a whole page on friday on wikipedia lol xDD here's the link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friday xD I don't feel like summarising it lol.. sorry xD read it for urself...


Well, i'm ending today's post with one question: Are sexist guys gay?

The day before the day I posted last week

Yea, well, it's not Lollipop today, cause she got some music stuff to do, so I'll be replacing her for this weekly Thursday post. So, about Thursday!

...

...

... Yea that's what I thought, might as well start with the ranting nonsense.

So, I'd like you all to know that I finished a book series I have been reading since the beginning of the year, and that well, like all endings, its drilling me with goosebumps right now, so I'm pretty sad and emotional for the moment being. And since I no longer have to read during class, I finally started paying attention to the teachers, and wow does it help me understand stuff. Like, I learnt what combustion cellulaire is today! And umm, my science teacher is the most awesome guy I have ever seen. He chases witches, fights in 800 vs 800 men battles, and agrees to ear-pulling exercises that increase flexibility. Cooler than that, you probably die.

Bleh, Thursday really isn't my day, blame Lollipop. Tomorrow it'll be her, but since Friday is MINE, she'll obviously try to make it cool and stuff, but my authority over Fridays will prevail and make her post as sucky as this one. Cya next FRIDAY.

Now, here's a picture of milk coffee(no joke, seriously): Cafe au lait

Post #10; [Kaito]

An Assignment


H'lo.

Well, the thing is, I'm ridiculously busy today. -group sigh- I know. I know. Devastating.

And yet, I've managed to think up something ridiculously lame!

Considering that I have no time to write anything with any substance, I've decided to just come up with a ton of random things and arrange them in a list with a convenient scoring system or, if you prefer, CREATE A SCAVENGER HUNT

If you print out the list or whatever and look for those things in your immediate surroundings while counting how long it takes for you to get them all, it will probably steal about five minutes of your life that you'll never get back! Ever.

- Belt
- Stuffed Mammal
- Hand Sanitizer
- Used Juice Box
- Unused Juice Box
- Invisible Juice Box
- Twist Ties
- Five Foot Rod of Wood
- Something made of dough
- Something not made of dough
- Seven craft supplies
- Sand
- Someone else's toenail
- Something Foreign
- A CD with some ugly guy on the cover [CD's? Wtf are those?! -panic-]
- A deck of cards
- Russia

If you can succeed in under four minutes, you officially have no life. I mean seriously. Please. Before you turn into me.

JUST FOR FUN:

< Four Minutes : No life
Five Minutes <: Alright.
Six Minutes <: Meh.
Seven Minutes <: Not good.
Eight Minutes < :You suck.
Nine Minutes <: Wouldn't most people give up at seven?
Ten Minutes <: I'm serious, stop playing now
Twenty-seven Minutes <: ...Are you dead or something?

HAVE FUN

POST NUMBER fifty-twelve, hellbaga.

HEllo dear ppl? I am, as u might've noticed, a very, very tired seahorse due to the fact i did'nt sleep at all last night. OH WELL.

If i were to look at myself right now, wich i rly dont wanna do, id say i look like a mad scientist who got hit by a truck several times, fun arent i? I believe this could be cause i woke up froma nightmare about 30 minutes ago when i was taking a siesta, and im always grumpy after a siesta, the nightmare didnt help as u may have guessed (or not, if ur rly stupid).

YO-HOE AND A BOTTLE OF RHUM

(sry for the alcoholics who might be out there if i misspeled rhum, or baga,. UR CHINA!)

IM UNDEFEATABLE IF I HAVE A PILLOW NEAR ME. just though u should know.

GOD CANADA IS COLD.
If u agree with that statement, please apose ur signature at the bottom of this post so we can convince the governement to do something about all this cold and this wind....WITH A PETITION.
(if this actually works, the world is more dumb then i thought)

Baga,. im tired of writting without writting, so this ends here.

SLEEP WELL EVERYBODY, DONT LET TH BED BUGGS BITE, THEY CARRY MALARRRRRRIA!!!!

BWAHA HOHI!!! im such an idiot.. XD

I'M A TERRORIST

Post #8; [Momonut]

... OKAY. So as the other four durians know, we have all just watched a very... cruddy movie. [YESIKNOWIT'SMYFAULT] It had no plot (sort of..) and... honestly, it wasn't very scary at all... just... gory and disgusting. xD... Uhghguhguhg. I think the actors were pretty good though, but they could have been a bit more scared. The only scene that seemed epic to me... was the last scene. When the girl was on the ground, in that scientist's lab, in complete darkness, crawling on the ground, shaking with fear... and then suddenly getting dragged away... I don't know why but I found that nice. xD PLUS IT'S THE MOVIE POSTER. LOLOL.

... sucks how they all die though... I wonder how that Espinosa (or Espinoza) woman got infected though... how did the virus spread in the first place? The plot sypnosis at imbd isn't very helpful. xD

THE GIRL IN THE ATTIC STILL SCARES ME. ;-;.... -crawls under my bed covers- But she reminded me a lot of that scary bathroom scene in Hotel 626... where you have to take pictures with your camera for light, to see who's in the room with you... -SCREAMS- I swear, no more zombie movies for me haha. xDD

And then we watched that Chihuahua movie. o.O LOL everyone was silent... unlike our zombie movie -cough- VERY SUSPICIOUS. Annnnd I find animals who talk... are weird. BUT CUTE. I wish the female chihuahua ended up with her bodyguard though o.O they were so adorable...

But then when you imagine them... uhm, mating... IT BECOMES FUNNY AND UN-SERIOUS.

By the way, the title for this post is an inside joke between me and Lollipop. xDDD DO NOT QUESTION US.

AND MY AVATAR... well... it's cause I AM sort of spazzing. To a lot of people on my MSN. LOL.

AGHHHH I CAN'T CHANGE THE COLORS FOR MY POST. -SMACKS IT-
EDIT#1: OH LOL I SEE THE COLORS NOW! JOYYYYYY -happy dance-
EDIT#2: I FORGOT TO SAY BYE

BYE.

Sundays~~

Post #7; [lollipop]

Back with lollipop~ YAY xD OK cool its SUNDAY!!!! xD Sunday, the ice cream <3>BUT this week, I dont need tooo!! YAY~ NO SCHOOL TOMORROW! oh yeah, by the way, I have a question... is sunday the last day of the week or the first day of the week? I've always wondered about that.... And people keep on telling me the opposite of another each time I ask... hopefully, u guys wont! With that said, I love sunday even more! It's delicious, it's warm AND it mysterious xD don't u love sunday?! xD

ok right um... I said i was gonna say something about my life the next time I wold write so here goes (it's not funny but it happened yesterday to today xD): So yeah... Yesterday, I went to my friends party and i slept over her house too! We did so many random things such as playing wii, skip bo, TREASURE HUNT (which I won something sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo adorable x3) and of course, WE ATE xP

So there, we just played so loooooong and we kept on competing and guys, dont try to play truth or dare with girls cuz xD omg u dont wanna know loool xD Oh ya so um... we stayed up so late, we kept on playing and trying to say what will happen tomorrow for truth or dare and when we decided to sleep, I asked what time it was, we looked, and it was 8 IN THE MORNING!!!!! OMG!! WE HAD TO GO TO CHURCH AT 10 AND GET READY XD WE WERE IN SUCH A MESS XD then the girl's mom came and told us to wake up and we said ya but we sounded sooooooo gloomy... after, for some reason, we just felt like competing on the wii(wii fit) and thats what we did (p.s: I won again =D <3)>

YA so that wasnt funny but i'm sick of writing so talk to ya all thursday~ ^^

Post #6; [Kaito]

FREE SATURDAY [almost]


OKAY SO IT'S SATURDAY IN TEN MINUTES.

I figure now is as good a time as any to post entirely out of topic ramblings [considering that, at 11:50, I'm considerably less sane than usual, which is still much less sane than most people].

SO FIRST WEEK HUH.
YEAH.

So Momo's post was interesting. Printers and video games and all. And Eyeface's was... -cough-. Lolitapop's was 50% foreign and Fishface... Well, I won't try and be honest. Because I'm not that mean a person.

BUT ALL IN ALL IT WAS AN OKAY WEEK.
I MEAN.
YEAH.

Okay so Lolitapop's made no sense whatsoever, but despite her warnings I still ran it through altavista and hilarity ensued!

"Was the male student why real the opposition saying that I loved your these three characters?? Not only this a character?! =. = COME ON!! Why can a character that ' ' sacred' ' ? A man not for his angry friend will say that I will like you being supposed not to have the affirmation for her? . . . THOSE WHO THINK LIKE THAT ARE WORTHLESS ****. Anyways, but also has a matter. . . Some male students, if has an angry reputation they to make her boyfriend as in boyfriend, if their original intention wether for the sake of having one or just trying out and really does not like her, he bids good-bye. . . I mean wtf… SUCH HEARTLESS BEINGS. . . Bid good-bye to a male student, really nothing. . . But, if you really likes a person's time, bids good-bye is not that easy. . . Very painful you know?!?!?!?! =__="

That... hurt my thinking gland.

REGARDLESS. Moving along to Fishface's less than flattering post.
OBJECTION.
He was too busy playing Halo with his mancrush to think of anything productive to write, so he just dissed Durians and tried to rant =D

All in all, I think it was a terribly unproductive week that would kill anyone's brain cells at first glance.

...This is gonna be fun.


[For the record, if any one of you guys wants to post this weekend, just edit this post instead of making a ton of different posts for this saturday]

The day before Saturday

Post #5 [Osubu]
Today is Friday. Friday the 15th. Friday the 15th May. Friday the 15th may of 2009. Here's your weekly post given by Osubu.

Before I begin, here's some porn for you guys (and girls. dun wry i dont descriminate). BESTEST PORNZ IN TEH HOLE WURLDS!!!!111ELEVEN

Okay, rant time. The Durian Five. That's a freaking ugly name. Who would name their blog after a fruit? It's like naming one's child after a gun. It's simply retarded. We might as well call ourselves the lemon ninja, or the strawberry sluts, and why not kiwi houdini while we're at it? Yea, kill Kaito if you have the time, for coming up with this name. And once you kill him, get the 3 others. I'll then take control, and name this in a more approriate manner.

NEWS FLASH! I have family from everywhere in my house right now. Texas, Montpellier, Paris, Kentucky. It's like a freaking expo 67 in my house. That's how cool us viets are. We everywhere. So dont think you can get away without paying for your drugs.

Anyways, I'm done for today. Next time I post, i'll probably be even more negative than I am right now, so brace yourselves it. And before I go, here's some more porn (its realz this time!).

ULTIMATE MEGA SUPER SEXY PORNZZZZZ

Thursday »-(¯`v´¯)-»

Post #4; [Lollipop <3]

Well, there goes post number three with me writing it... Since I am always arguing about how stupid guys are when it's about love, then i'm gonna start talking about it. But for my own life's sake, i'm gonna write this is chinese. 为什么男生真么反对说我爱你这三个字？？这不只是一个字吗？！ =。= COME　ON!! 为什么一个字会那么''sacred''呢？难道一个男子不会为了他的怒朋友说一声我爱你应为她没肯定吗？。。。 ＴＨＯＳＥ　ＷＨＯ　ＴＨＩＮＫ　ＬＩＫＥ　ＴＨＡＴ　ＡＲＥ　ＷＯＲＴＨＬＥＳＳ　****．．．．Anyways, 还有一件事。。。 有的男生呢，如果有一个怒声问他们做她的男朋友 as in boyfriend, 他们原意 wether for the sake of having one or just trying out and 如果真的不喜欢她的话，他就分手。。。 I mean wtf... SUCH HEARTLESS BEINGS。。。 分手对一个男生来说，真的没什么。。。 可是，如果你真的喜欢一个人的时候，分手不是那么容易。。。 很痛苦的你知道吗？！？！？！？！ =__=

Whatever back to english now cuz going on would just be really bitchy and uuuum.... non chinese ppl, don't try to google translate it... =.= and even less guys... ANYWAYS uh... since everyone said something about his/her life, well i might do the same as well.... Ummm actually, nevermind xD someone is pushing me to post it QUICK so I might just end it there xD see you next time for a funny fact about ☆my life ☆ Sorry for the delay and i'll make sure to write in english next time unless it's something half personnal again xD

Wednesdays

Post #3; [Kaito]

Wednesdays


Ever have one of those days where you feel like you fell through a hole and landed somewhere in the really deep unexplored abysses of the Twilight Zone?

Where all of a sudden, your reality shifts and bends and all you can muster is a "Whoa. I'm sure that juggling sock spider wasn't there a minute ago."

If that ever happens to you, please stop smoking.

Regardless, one should note that, even if juggling sock spiders (?) aren't involved, it's more than common to have days where strange things happen and people just seem entirely out of character. You know, the nerds acting [failing at being] badass, the conservative girls asking questions about male sexual experiences, and teachers actually teaching something interesting. It happened yesterday, but eyeface wanted tuesdays and therefore I've forgotten everything about my Twilight Zone moments that, admittedly, would have made great blogging material.

So, Wednesdays.

Wednesdays are like, the middle child of weekdays. Not the oldest, so he doesn't get all the privileges, but not the youngest, so no one's really all that interested in him either. He's just... sort of there to take up space. When weeks go and visit each other they usually introduce their children in the following manner:

"Oh, hello Bertha! Have you met my children, Monday, the beautiful little one, Tuesday, the genius (He'll go far in life), wednesday THURSDAY, the athlete, and Friday, our doctor son?" Or something like "And that's Wednesday, the accident I was telling you about. We don't like to talk to it."

And Wednesday will poke his mother, who will simply hiss "Will you shut the bloody hell up? I'm trying to set a good impression."

And Wednesday will sigh and walk away. Truth of the matter is, no one looks forward to Wednesdays. While no one likes mondays, people still look forward to them, albeit in a negative manner. Same for Tuesdays, but by Wednesday people usually get caught up in work and forget what day they are, (Hey, Fred, this document needs a date... What day are we? "Oh, Wednesday the thirteenth". "Wednesday? What is that, Mexican?") then Thursday (ALMOST WEEKEND) and Friday, the pinnacle of anyone's week.

Wednesdays suck so much they've even ruined my first post.

Having commited such a sinfully capital offense, it's more than clear that these days should be wiped off the map (calendar?). I'm officially starting the AFTEROW, the Assosciation for the Eradication of Wednesdays. To join, just take every calendar in your house and perform the tedious task of marking each Wednesday with a big red X. For emphasis, you can even scrawl "I WILL NOT ACKNOWLEDGE YOU!!!" on every third or fourth Wednesday.

And then we can look forward to a week without filler days!
Sweet.
Like Durians.

[For information on AFTEROW, simply call your local police station and mention you're robbing a bank. They will come pick you up and drive you to the nearest AFTEROW headquarters where we will debrief you on the latest Wednesday-eliminating mission. Really.]





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I SUPPOSE THIS IS POST # 2

Post #2; [El Ojo]
HEllo heLLo helLO, cosmic children of the universe,.

I have no inpisration.
I guess i'll start by telling u that i am in fact, yes i know, its hard to believe, a seahorse.

I think i should also tell u that, 2day, at lunch, i went outside and fed ham to my seagull friends, my sister tried to imitate me and made the seagull choke and die.

Now that thoses 2 crucial pieces of information are out of the way, i will tell u a little story.

A long long time ago, in a land were only smartical ppl could live, lived a boy named poop and his diamond goat. For a long time now, he had wished for his diamond goat to grow wings and fly, but even if he kept throwing his goat in the air again and again, it wouldn’t fly. Poop though his goat was stupid, because after all, all diamond goats can fly. just as he was about to throw himself of a stool to end his suffering, came a brave muy macho handsome latin glowing man whos soft and fluffy hair gently rocked in the wind as he magicularily floated his way. The man stopped before him and declared: I am José (Spanish guitar sound) and u r ugly. But since im generous I will still give u theses 4 magical coconuts, that u shall rub on ur goat to make it grow wings. José left saying he had to go practice shooting stuff to beat a certain fish at a game in an arcade, so poop decided to rub the coconuts on his goat and blabla and they started soaring across the sky together, until José shot them. He then laughed and said to his foot that he had always found that brat annoying. And he lived happily ever after and had lots of children, no, scratch that, no children, but and many gf’s.

AND NO MY NAME IS'NT JOSÉ!!!!,.

I guess this concludes story time for 2day children, if theres anything to remember from this story its that u shoudlnt be an annoying bratty kid named poop, or ull get shot.

GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY! ROCK ON!

,.oh baga.

RWAR.

Post #1; [Momonut]

... First off, just let me say, YAAAAAAY WE HAVE A BLOG NOW. 8D <3 I hope it lasts longer than one week, luls.

Second off, I WILL DO SOME SHAMELESS ADVERTISING.
CLICK HERE OR ELSE FLYING PAPER MONKEYS WILL RAPE YOU
Please pray with me that it will come to North America for the PS3. ;-; if it doesn't come here I will hang myself.

Well then, since I'm first, I guess I'll start off with a rant. <-<;; Okay, so my brother recently bought a printer (because the one I had before broke down and died). He left me alone with it to install it. It took me like half an hour to just lift it up from downstairs to my room. Then it took me an hour to find out which plug goes where. Then it took me another hour to find the stupid install CD because it was like squished and glued between 2 papers. Then it took way longer to just install. -sigh- I HATE YOU PRINTER. OH SO VERY MUCH. -kicks it-

Oooh and also, my brother's way mean. (... not about the printer though lol o-o) Yesterday, his girlfriend said she wanted to eat lobster. He said no. She said please. He said no is no and then... he smacked her O__O her thigh. Really loudly. So... I dunno, I was shocked. xD He's so violent... towards his girlfriend...

... oops maybe I talked about too many things. MUST. RESTRAIN. MYSELF. -CRIES- D:

Erm, hi?

Post #1; [Kaito]
Introduction

Hi.
...I don't really know what to say. Given that it's late. And I have to write an introduction to this thing.

So... durians?
Yeah. I thought so.

Well, basically, this blog thing'll be updated every day, each day by a different person, that same person posting on the same day each week. That person can say as much or as little as they want. Thing is, every person is pretty different so you'll be getting a ton of different viewpoints and thoughts on things.

Weekends are pretty much free game, so anyone can really post whatever the Hell they want.

ISN'T THIS GOING TO BE FUN.

Iunno. Don't really have high hopes for this, but it could be a cool project.

MONDAY[tomorrow] IS A MOMONUT UPDATE.
Stay tuned.